MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

230,415,900 sat
2.30415900 BTC · $149,207

Avg Channel Size

5,120,353 sat
0.05120353 BTC · $3,316

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

670 ppm

Median Channel Size

4,112,063 sat
$2,663

Avg Channel Age

257 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 26,875 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

96.3%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 2

1M-5M sat 24

5M-10M sat 12

10M-50M sat 7

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 8

1-3 months 10

3-6 months 5

6-12 months 11

1 year+ 11

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

68 ppm

Mean

958 ppm

Max

26,875 ppm

● MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶
Color	#beefee
Last update	● Sept. 15, 2026, 2:12 p.m. (2 months ago)
First seen	Dec. 20, 2021, 1:45 p.m. (4 years, 10 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Terminal Score	#127 (38493723 points)
Capacity range	604,498 – 17,351,320 sat ($391.45 – $11,236)

Peer Graph

Channels (45)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1072758311075446784	17,351,320 $11,236	4509	Open_Hand	● 1h56m	`fe562e49c49f9b3365f3b3123db120829c1cfa2e365aebaa1317d26c800acbad`
1055894001707909121	13,742,651 $8,899	1	CoinPayments	● 1h54m	`5d2b35a37ec88270ce99528733039a71ab5359dfd2eb405c8ab32d373df3bb41`
1061063905257324544	12,000,000 $7,771	1000	routing.blinkbtc.com	● 1h56m	`259d8b5ba00a1c04e09b789b05d6e871585812953cc8d7ba501ea66c38198e7e`
983001878314745858	11,843,526 $7,669	480	🐝BeeHiveV3⚡	● 1h10m	`54af399f7f657be17646297057752693b7e95e42ab2524c6ff9a4641835e07cd`
965702162310234112	11,570,983 $7,493	997	block-iad-1	● 1h57m	`548b800a84d5a5a9ddb6b997c7030a0c1c0587bb7bc36c90aad775881fe79639`
1035744351426707456	10,886,029 $7,049	50000	IBEX_Ops1	● 1h10m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1035741053036855298	10,754,486 $6,964	499	ACINQ	● 1h56m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031890563282960387	9,726,875 $6,299	128	8DegreesWO	● 3h25m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
1051375008888651778	8,561,034 $5,544	200	Coinduit	● 12m	`419b4f7d69592a67596fc24f016946046277721613aa76c6c431d0d2c4bf8d23`
1068122769962369025	7,424,895 $4,808	823	FuzzNode	● 1h45m	`ae940d5c12999d97d7614f19ba8d3c3359e5d0ea09fd0535de00c6ec459835bf`
937104964315250688	6,742,591 $4,366	1000	IBEX_Routing	● 8h55m	`473c80524afd3b2c5da6ac5b301fb157812667e1cfff0c0592448e0d17fc0ecd`
1038815287412391936	6,541,340 $4,236	200	LQWD-Australia	● 1h10m	`ff168151b259297e5f24996f60e683f9d506243202271cacf35209b764e2a306`
1063438850407661569	6,507,866 $4,214	800	BitGo Routing Node	● 1h57m	`fcbb0e9184bf5c530aa1a2043140408753dc68e45b3d328d47ce84f0691d28e3`
1055894001707909120	6,291,517 $4,074	11	📡SatLink⚡	● 12m	`5d2b35a37ec88270ce99528733039a71ab5359dfd2eb405c8ab32d373df3bb41`
957591064999624704	5,589,891 $3,620	21	Go Brrr \| LND	● 7h52m	`a8fdb5a4955487823cd632f8953d5290f4cba903b12b8d1f66d9e5b064add775`
958476171873419264	5,355,324 $3,468	409	LightTheClassic	● 12h50m	`27eca72e33afa7655191ac9b708a5bb0c4a40e5ce2113eba5d51b7e7cc059ca3`
1031879568069885952	5,099,383 $3,302	1111	stacker.news	● 1h57m	`3c124f97b918e6c3e7edbf404f39c44bcde84224599dd66ddc7935458912d934`
959538300167061504	5,005,057 $3,241	50	Privacy is not a Crime🐧	● 3h9m	`6c25653ca69ea5db3802ee23eac6727a9d35358f54412371f2f94b037107cbd7`
1071909487942041601	5,000,000 $3,238	122	LNBiG [Hub-1]	● 1h30m	`6c2f43ad752a69d9a1fda0d324a8d31d0942c85bb1f5fb227b2b36681a0915b8`
1066257998252081153	4,900,000 $3,173	200	Amboss Internal - Two	● 4h47m	`325b6d98570a0fb4f7b5e3ee8c4b1d64bd886bd469afdf5561525664fbf26de3`
951253480065204227	4,185,005 $2,710	324	Þrymheimr	● 2h54m	`4a9a08a2950e38d3363ed89f58b001f6aa4cc72664ab281ff802193a455d2778`
977265726036312064	4,112,063 $2,663	1199	allNice \| torq.co \| second.tech	● 7h13m	`cdb327e9d3418f81d456bd4ba0f879e93e561122b8f854eb8f48e75a43700a33`
1061626855261208577	3,983,214 $2,579	120	BeerselLightningNode	● 10h35m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1071891895806459905	3,940,000 $2,551	1	90511edf48b448df8c97c5	● 3h50m	`41c140ea4cc58da6e8c21233a624a8a806051abf56aa7cedfc66d4d1f50a88f0`
1071597226706599936	3,775,833 $2,445	10	BLUEIRON	● 1d23h	`8769f13d1a7f737657e418b881bb01d09643353de1017f5692ff84d7fbe46032`
1066907809534967808	3,570,427 $2,312	10	Eldorado	● 1h17m	`c1bc6bd9181d0e2cc171931449f85d9bf1406ef4ef892ed925d3327c5f3c4b4c`
1031835587646193666	3,283,333 $2,126	1	PREDYX.COM - Predict the FUTURE	● 1h57m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1031835587646193665	3,055,912 $1,979	284	PurpleWisteria	● 1h19m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1072662653436493824	3,000,000 $1,943	1	LQWD-England	● 4h47m	`ba82ab339e03dd8e19349b803ad87f108521d5e0ccf4d4efa3b0db217d8ab0b8`
1073103557606965250	3,000,000 $1,943	1500	Columbo🌽⚡	● 1h10m	`4a1a83398db52a2b409d0dded4dae9a14bc556a0658cf5be72e47755ee7ead8e`
943526112274612225	2,770,312 $1,794	1	CoinGate	● 14h40m	`ba5037cc12e09d5030d43c4c8e27bdab243b36a157ffdef05efe2239bdb1f400`
1061626855261208578	2,749,714 $1,781	200	Azzamo	● 20h23m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1067404788761100288	2,009,867 $1,301	21	lnpool	● 9d23h	`ce75808a09fa8e970001a397bcc64d783b7505a83a97707b00c91c2d9cfc5102`
997302126544224257	2,000,000 $1,295	280	Volarte⚡	● 15h23m	`5e138961e1a11b94c1cfaf067755a80a640060d5b6ba720429d1ad6177c18792`
1068447125856059393	2,000,000 $1,295	60	Sally Acorn	● 1h10m	`8712e7d56170e2fe997ec152bd5e8601725c802d46195b2d655d79c778b03fd5`
941760296521367552	1,841,174 $1,192	2000	flypdev	● 3h2m	`849a446348f5d3b929a50a164235ca49680942881263c776f79b7b9febaa895a`
1071891895806459904	1,778,214 $1,151	10	bitcoinitaliapodcast	● 6m	`41c140ea4cc58da6e8c21233a624a8a806051abf56aa7cedfc66d4d1f50a88f0`
1035744351426707457	1,653,212 $1,071	0	SJ-CG-BTC-NODE	● 16h25m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1061626855261208576	1,231,250 $797.30	2500	Bitcoin Txoko \| LND	● 10h21m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1032306178722627584	1,200,000 $777.07	118	BT7274	● 14h40m	`ef228c356a5c925380391041f800f7e32de47eb2151bf4b641a137e58b40e03e`
1035741053036855299	1,053,950 $682.49	700	024a762e6327249918f3	● 16h25m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031875170196586496	1,012,000 $655.33	53	ORANGEIRON	● 2h59m	`639d14a01a86b6a3dd3ca4c21c988b0cbf90ae597496977dffa1f112ab5163c2`
1057287082999808001	1,000,000 $647.55	380	🇨🇭Vix18	● 12m	`b22319ab7ce6916e07614f08f1f4563e5910bdb7feafed02943abba911f9766d`
1068122769962369024	711,154 $460.51	100	delusionalthomas	● 12h7m	`ae940d5c12999d97d7614f19ba8d3c3359e5d0ea09fd0535de00c6ec459835bf`
1047664157203759104	604,498 $391.45	10	Lucky.Dog	● 1h57m	`390b492708af3a42f67bc3ed267e4049fd748edd64e7c09cafe611d6d751186b`