MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

188,833,587 sat
1.88833587 BTC · $144,070

Avg Channel Size

5,103,610 sat
0.05103610 BTC · $3,894

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

862 ppm

Median Channel Size

4,185,005 sat
$3,193

Avg Channel Age

229 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 11,247 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

95.7%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 2

1M-5M sat 18

5M-10M sat 12

10M-50M sat 5

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 2

1-3 months 19

3-6 months 2

6-12 months 3

1 year+ 11

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

157 ppm

Mean

945 ppm

Max

11,247 ppm

● MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶
Color	#beefee
Last update	● May 9, 2026, 5:47 p.m. (1 week, 2 days ago)
First seen	Dec. 20, 2021, 1:45 p.m. (4 years, 4 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Terminal Score	#178 (29673590 points)
Capacity range	853,334 – 24,597,198 sat ($651.05 – $18,766)

Peer Graph

Channels (37)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1031881767209074688	24,597,198 $18,766	601	absolute.money	● 7h20m	`cb11692e9f06ec9343ddcedca676ce133b80ced01170e4ca94b566060dfd70f6`
983001878314745858	11,843,526 $9,036	5	🐝BeeHiveV3⚡	● 3h43m	`54af399f7f657be17646297057752693b7e95e42ab2524c6ff9a4641835e07cd`
965702162310234112	11,570,983 $8,828	997	block-iad-1	● 11h42m	`548b800a84d5a5a9ddb6b997c7030a0c1c0587bb7bc36c90aad775881fe79639`
1035744351426707456	10,886,029 $8,305	50000	IBEX_Ops1	● 14h17m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1035741053036855298	10,754,486 $8,205	499	ACINQ	● 11h23m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031890563282960387	9,726,875 $7,421	128	8DegreesWO	● 10m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
1031890563282960386	7,103,475 $5,420	1	Boltz\|CLN	● 1h12m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
937104964315250688	6,742,591 $5,144	1000	IBEX_Routing	● 1m	`473c80524afd3b2c5da6ac5b301fb157812667e1cfff0c0592448e0d17fc0ecd`
1038815287412391936	6,541,340 $4,991	1	LQWD-Australia	● 5h51m	`ff168151b259297e5f24996f60e683f9d506243202271cacf35209b764e2a306`
1031835587646193664	5,663,750 $4,321	10	LNL	● 1h37m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1004296119992385536	5,612,163 $4,282	500	Kraken 🐙⚡	● 1h12m	`b7fad1b8fb41f041fde54732be68d25156ea8463ef15bf71887959c3ffc67463`
957591064999624704	5,589,891 $4,265	21	Go Brrr \| LND	● 8h24m	`a8fdb5a4955487823cd632f8953d5290f4cba903b12b8d1f66d9e5b064add775`
958476171873419264	5,355,324 $4,086	239	LightTheClassic	● 3h9m	`27eca72e33afa7655191ac9b708a5bb0c4a40e5ce2113eba5d51b7e7cc059ca3`
1041035201430945793	5,100,000 $3,891	200	100% Uptime Reliable Routing	● 2h27m	`d4ad0048bbd4cb36ae1225212b7c59cc56aa43e75213316a6c6aabb20104fcbb`
1031879568069885952	5,099,383 $3,891	1111	stacker.news	● 4h26m	`3c124f97b918e6c3e7edbf404f39c44bcde84224599dd66ddc7935458912d934`
959538300167061504	5,005,057 $3,819	50	Privacy is not a Crime🐧	● 1h12m	`6c25653ca69ea5db3802ee23eac6727a9d35358f54412371f2f94b037107cbd7`
1035107734274506753	5,000,000 $3,815	112	kenovios	● 5h51m	`e36c1a9e5d3f504714d949096ca3eea69834c7440880f25f15096ed96153cca0`
1035744351426707458	4,263,462 $3,253	663	NostroMostro	● 14h17m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
951253480065204227	4,185,005 $3,193	4924	Þrymheimr	● 4h26m	`4a9a08a2950e38d3363ed89f58b001f6aa4cc72664ab281ff802193a455d2778`
977265726036312064	4,112,063 $3,137	2199	allNice \| torq.co \| second.tech	● 14h31m	`cdb327e9d3418f81d456bd4ba0f879e93e561122b8f854eb8f48e75a43700a33`
1040282036014874626	4,088,798 $3,120	200	Satoshi 17	● 11h23m	`3138adf730412a9f802bcee2627af7c9a321b926db0e1895c27a8a492a96de4f`
1019778343172505602	3,940,000 $3,006	10	aybabtu	● 19h49m	`8eb63a3f3f11ffccc296685037d5843825cc73c1f5ef60b830cd7bf0ccf3896a`
1031835587646193666	3,283,333 $2,505	1	PREDYX.COM - Predict the FUTURE	● 5m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1031835587646193665	3,055,912 $2,332	57	PurpleWisteria	● 53m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
962149640276541441	2,908,015 $2,219	10000	Medusa 🪼⚡️ 1	● 6m	`4d840b3b1fc42c313d4d3f20c5ce138ed3a47a34d030624977b2129c82dd57b6`
943526112274612225	2,770,312 $2,114	1	CoinGate	● 5m	`ba5037cc12e09d5030d43c4c8e27bdab243b36a157ffdef05efe2239bdb1f400`
997302126544224257	2,000,000 $1,526	580	Volarte⚡	● 5h2m	`5e138961e1a11b94c1cfaf067755a80a640060d5b6ba720429d1ad6177c18792`
941760296521367552	1,841,174 $1,405	2000	flypdev	● 17h56m	`849a446348f5d3b929a50a164235ca49680942881263c776f79b7b9febaa895a`
1035744351426707457	1,653,212 $1,261	35	SJ-CG-BTC-NODE	● 5h53m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
972507039787057152	1,520,846 $1,160	240	Zap-O-Matic	● 11h23m	`fad5f8b16ea391a9c28ed9945d2e8e36be1a52d17a15643b0e22dd10f4c5b9be`
1032306178722627584	1,200,000 $915.54	1200	BT7274	● 6h27m	`ef228c356a5c925380391041f800f7e32de47eb2151bf4b641a137e58b40e03e`
1035741053036855299	1,053,950 $804.11	700	024a762e6327249918f3	● 18m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1035741053036855296	1,033,951 $788.85	100000	DirtMerchant2	● 15h47m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031875170196586496	1,012,000 $772.10	222	ORANGEIRON	● 1h12m	`639d14a01a86b6a3dd3ca4c21c988b0cbf90ae597496977dffa1f112ab5163c2`
1036749305145524225	1,000,000 $762.95	480	🇨🇭Vix18	● 8h52m	`d70a17088984d7245afe251231c7a6516111a2ddf6e753fea75b2e2417547000`
1019778343172505601	866,149 $660.83	10	CanadianBitcoins.com	● 1d1h	`8eb63a3f3f11ffccc296685037d5843825cc73c1f5ef60b830cd7bf0ccf3896a`
1035744351426707459	853,334 $651.05	1	1ML.com node ALPHA	● 7h26m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`